
What a Mess! ( 1995 )
Overview
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Top Cast

Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski

Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich

Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma

Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker

Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker

Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor

Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra

Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer

Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter

Irina Apeksimova
Step performer

Valery Nikolaev
Step performer

Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov

Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum

Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier

Vladimir Gusev
General

Gennady Matveev
General

Boris Smorchkov
General

Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat

Lev Borisov
Mafiosi

Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard

Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard

Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend

Nina Alisova
Meloman

Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman

Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father

Vladimir Menshov
Russian President

Aleksei Buldakov

Marina Golub

Aleksey Yakubov

Elena Bushueva
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O. Puchkova

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Pyotr Merkuryev

Lyudmila Velikaya
Olga Streltsova
Viktor Eltsov
T. Chudotvortseva
Ira Davydova
Natasha Davydova

Lyudmila Larionova
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Ekaterina Krol

Anatoly Kalmykov

Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
(uncredited)
Timur Kogan
(uncredited)

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)

Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
(uncredited)
Leonid Aleksandrov
(uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
(uncredited)

Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Davydova
(uncredited)

Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)

Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)

Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)

Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
(uncredited)
Sergey Labyrin
(uncredited)

Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
(uncredited)

Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
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