Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa ( 2010 )

Overview

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Top Cast

Leon Schuster

Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Alfred Ntombela

Alf (Shorty)

Sean Higgs

Heinz

Brent Palmer

Zach

Tanit Phoenix

Sexy Nurse

Matthew Dylan Roberts

Jean Pierre

Siobhan Hodgson

Maggie

Emily Child

Marge

Karl Jansen

Yoti

Maria Velanac

Yugi

Brent Palmer

Zach

Helen Li

Chow Fang

Guilherme escobar

Jose

Mehboob Bawa

Rajin

Shirley Nixon

Melon lady

Ronald France

Melon man

Chris April

Spaza owner

Elton Jansen

Singing beggar

Marilyn Persson

Sister Naude

Alistair Davis

Airbag guy

Sarah-Kate Seaward

House owner

Paddy Cavanagh

Old lady in car park

Oliver Bailey

Spaza shop thief

Gray Hofmeyr

BEE guy

Sarah Muhoho

Woman in labour

Sean Redpath

Italian holiday maker

Duncan Wheatley

Vuvuzela guy

Alan Boesak

Self

Rob van Vuuren

Self

Helen Zille

Self

Peter de Villiers

Self