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Ballad of the Crystal Thief ( 2025 )

"WHATEVER YOU THINK THIS IS, IT PROBABLY IS."

★7.5 /10 _(2.0)

1 min ● Jun 5, 2025 ● English

Overview

The crystal thief breaks into a castle with the intent of stealing it's precious green diamond.

Top Cast

Jude DeWit

Whistles really high to make the crystal explode

Jude DeWit

The Ball’s squishing sounds

Jude DeWit

Distant Cracking noises during much louder cracking noises

Jude DeWit

So bored he made a fourth credit that didn’t exist for himself